"Do not trust every spirit but test the spirits to see whether they belong to God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world." (1 John Chapter 4 Verse 1)
"Yea verily, I saw a multitude of souls, many of whom had millions in spare and untraceable change left over from Nigerian Government oil deals. I say unto you I shall require the number of your checking account, whereupon and inwhichupon I shall place these untraceable funds for a few weeks. Then I shall require you in good faith to write me a cheque for ...o ...say 85% of the amount I placed in your accounts. O yeah and verily, your Amex number would be handy so that I may buy Travellers Cheques for that deposit with these untraceable funds. Amen. Alleluia"
A passage from the Apochrypha of Slezipetrodolla of Lagos and Las Vegas, Nigerian Holy Man.
I ran into Slezi and 4 other Nigerian Holy Men on a freeeway outside of Tampa last year. They stopped short to offer me the opportunity to add an insurance settlement to their church coffers. Call it a missed opportunity to bump into true holiness.