DFU SONG: If You're Going to San Francisco (lib extremist Pelosi) 11-10-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO

There is a liberal from San Francisco
She's so far left, she's almost out of sight
There is a liberal from San Francisco
Nancy Pelosi, you really, really bite

The RATS' new leader from San Francisco
Will further drag her party down the drain
The RATS' leader from San Francisco
Proves it daily they're whacked out and insane

She sided with Saddam…we should kick her bottom
But, it's not surprising
She'd lower our defenses…man, I hate leftist wenches
But then…it's not surprising…it's not surprising

There is a liberal from San Francisco
She's so far left, she's almost out of sight
There's a liberal from San Francisco
Hey, Pelosi, you really, really bite

Leftist scum from San Francisco
Nancy Pelosi, you really, really do bite

[Ciexyz]

California crazies = Democrats.

Liberal Lefties = Democrats.

San Francisco softies (soft on crime, soft on Saddam) = Democrats.

[Welsh Rabbit]

If Your're Going To San Francisco..... Be sure not to bend over when you pick anything up.

[doug from upland]

My son actually enjoys living in that stinking city. Fortunately, he has short hair, no tatoos, and no piercings. I guess some parental guidance has worked reasonably well.

[doug from upland]

Ping list.

[RollingThunder]

Doug, don't get me wrong here. I love your songs. But, the problem is that most of them I listened to when they originally came out. (That's what happens when you hit the big 50!).

[doug from upland]

Yes, sadly I'm one of those 50-somethings. But it is still great music that continues to be recycled. Isn't Jagger about 85 by now?

[dutchess]

"...But, the problem is that most of them I listened to when they originally came out"

I have "45's" of most of the songs Doug features LOL!

[RollingThunder]

No, I thought it was closer to 100. ROTFLOL!

[doug from upland]

45s!!! Someday, kids are going to ask -- Grandpa, what were CDs? And then the great question -- Grandpa, what were Muslims?

[doug from upland]

Cal Thomas --- "big-government, high-taxing, over- regulating, entitlement-establishing, unaccountable, irresponsible, gun-confiscating, totalitarian- coddling, peace-at-any-price, ACLU card-carrying, same-sex- marrying, unrestricted-aborting, anything-goes philosophy of the Dukakis-Mondale-McGovern extreme left wing of their party"