Posted on 11/09/2002 5:59:37 PM PST by Pokey78
Magnetic pole flippage and crustal slippage are not necessarily related.
If only I had that power to daze and confuse.
Vote Democrat and those rotten Republicans won't try to shut it off when all life on the planet Earth is extinct.
Hello fine fellow,
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Say you what to my very fine offer to make you richness?
Yours,
Polatu Kanshe, Prime Minister of Nigerian Province of Suutra.
Journo-tards who never passed precalculus ought not write about science.
Geez. Talk about something that's really not worth worrying about. This sort of thing happens fairly often on geological time scales. Inconvienient, but nothing to buy a bomb shelter over.
If all the pengins go to the north pole and all the polar bears go to the south pole, who cares?
Hello Mr. Kanshe:
Do you remember me? I sent you $500 before for this same request, but now I happen to hear that the price has gone up? Is this true? Should I send more money?
Sincerely,
A. Sukkar
Well I thought maybe...couldn't we build a giant solar energy engine or something like that?
Welp, guess it's time to cash in those t-bills......
"...and he was gonna work for YOU...."
Gives me the darn creeps just thinking of him sticking his big stupid thumb out there at the camera.... *shudder*...
All people who have an even number address send a magnet to Santa in the North pole. All those people who have an odd number address send one to the research facillity at the South pole. That should restore things to normal.
Even Einstein agreed with this HAB theory or crust displacement theory. I have heard speculation that this shift could have caused the Great Flood as, according to Newton's theories, objects in motion(spinning water) stay in motion.
"...its strength has dropped precipitously over the past two centuries and could disappear over the next 1,000 years."
Maybe I am missing something but I don't think I will be putting this on my "things to lay awake at night and worry about" list.
"...its strength has dropped precipitously over the past two centuries and could disappear over the next 1,000 years."
Maybe I am missing something but I don't think I will be putting this on my "things to lay awake at night and worry about" list.
Great Greenland story. Sorry about the girl that went South, though.
Do we put our clocks forward, or back? I can never remember.
When the poles reverse, will the Algore Lo-Flo Toilets still work???
You remember the old childhood rhyme:
Nort' to Sout'
Throw an hour out,
South to North,
Gain an hour, of courth.
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