[John Lenin]

Follow me to the dungeon.

[mhking]

The dominatrix invites you to join her...

[Enterprise]

'San Francisco here I come, right back where I started from."

[Hoboken]

I scowl because I care.

[Jagdgewehr]

A common implement found in San Francisco.

[Commander8]

Nancy Pelosi, broad smile on her face, presents Gary Condit with a parting gift.

[cmsgop]

"Would You Like To Buy Some Cookies ?"

[browardchad]

"Hillary's my hero."

[Allegra]

"Oh, Tommeeeee....Dickieeeee....Terryyyyyyy....time to face the music!"

[Jim Noble]

Castle Greyskull awaits the return of Skeletor

[sheik yerbouty]

"Sticks and stones
May break my bones
But whips and chains
Excite me!

[jwfiv]

And your little dog, too.

Whatta witch, a perfect poster boy for the Donner Party...bwahahahaha.

[Dan Day]

Looks like she takes her title a little too literally:

[MatthewViti]

"Hillary left this at my place"

[Senator Goldwater]

And you think my suit is red?

[Illbay]

"And now, to commence our House Democrats 'morale booster' program."

[Tacis]

"No, take the jacket, too. I know it will be cold in Montana, but these are wealthy entrepreneurs. They have to learn they were wrong. Now, move 'em out, there are deserving blacks waiting for these clothes."

[PonyTailGuy]

Mr. Maplethorp, I'm here for my photo shoot!

[snopercod]

"I've never seen a whip this long woven out of republican pubic hair!"

[BlazingArizona]

"Let them eat c*"...

[Cicero]

"So, you thought rhincoceros-hide whips went out with King Leopold of the Belgians?"