Caption Pelosi !

11/09/2002

[Illbay]

"And now, to commence our House Democrats 'morale booster' program."

[Tacis]

"No, take the jacket, too. I know it will be cold in Montana, but these are wealthy entrepreneurs. They have to learn they were wrong. Now, move 'em out, there are deserving blacks waiting for these clothes."

[Enterprise]

"They call this a 'minority whip' for a reason Mr Ford."

[MissHardihood]

That's not a scowl. It is that "Hollywood smile" that is suppose to aid old hags in keeping away the wrinkles that a natural smile can create.

[PonyTailGuy]

Mr. Maplethorp, I'm here for my photo shoot!

[snopercod]

"I've never seen a whip this long woven out of republican pubic hair!"

[Jagdgewehr]

A common implement found in San Francisco.

That is, in addition to the common pair of San Francisco house slippers.

[BlazingArizona]

"Let them eat c*"...

[Cicero]

"So, you thought rhincoceros-hide whips went out with King Leopold of the Belgians?"

[John Lenin]

Were having a party
Everybody's Singing
Dancing to the good times ....

[Gritty]

"I think Barney got it all wrong. I asked him if he wanted to be the new Minority Whip, and showed up late last night with a bag of chains, leathers, Maxine and this!!"

[Jagdgewehr]

Thanks.

Now my keyboard is messed up.

:-)

[Calvin Locke]

I'll beat the taxes out of you.

"Senator Mundane just wanted to tax your @sses. I'm going do that and more!"

[Jagdgewehr]

S.F. City Council?

[Slyfox]

YOU GO GIRL!!

[CyberAnt]

Well ... I just found out Ms. Pelosi is a member of California's DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST PARTY!!!

[MinuteGal]

"The wattles in my neck are coming along nicely and should be ready just before Thanksgiving".

Leni

[Jagdgewehr]

Is that an insight into a Bill Clinton dream?

[John Lenin]

Whodini - Freaks Come Out At Night

Discos don't open till after dark
And it ain't till twelve till the party really starts
And I always had to be home by ten
Right before the fun was about to begin
Crowds of people lined up inside and out
Just one reason, to rock the house
But in the day time the streets was clear
You couldn't find a good freak anywhere, 'cause
[Chorus]
The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
The freaks come out at night
(the freaks come out)
The freaks come out at night

Now when freaks get dressed to go out at night
They like to wear leather jackets, chains and spikes
They wear rips and zippers all in their shirts
Real tight pants and fresh mini skirts
All kinds of colors runnin' through their hair
And you could just about find a freak anywhere
But then again, you could know someone all their life
But might not know they're a freak unless you see them at
night, 'cause

[Calvin Locke]

Personally, I don't think I'd be holding one of those that's been in SF, by that end.

Come to think of it, the Precious Bodily Fluids at either end are probably unsafe for any multi-celled organism.