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Howdy Troops!
Jewish Liberals, as are most in the Democratic Party,
are concerned that President Bush and those damn right wing
whackos (most of whom can be found at NASCAR events,
Free Republic, at church praying to God, and those standing
in line at McDonald's not cheating to get ahead in the line..YOU
KNOW WHO YOU ARE OUT THERE)
are going to start turning America into some Christian fanatic
country that is no worse than the Middle East Arab countries.
Oh, the humanity of it all! (In MoJo's dreams) Anyways,
I want to let all of our Jewish Liberal friends know that while I'm
a scary individual..I don't give a rat's rear end about converting you into
a Christian. (MoJo worries more about people like Jesse Jackson that
claim to out there doing the "Lord's work" and "sowing" his seeds
everywhere on God's green Earth) Anyways, MoJo would like to
welcome you to reality. You have no better friend in the White House
than President Bush. (Sadly, probably even more so than President
Reagan) So? Fear not, Barbra Streisand. We don't want to convert you!
We just want you to LEAVE AMERICA NOW! Not a problem, right? 
NEWSFLASH!!!
Seems that the Democrats spent about 15 million dollars this year
on an important segment of the population in the South. A few years ago,
it was the angry-white male population. Then it became the soccer moms.(
MoJo appreciates mother's who have bumper stickers stating their child
beat up a soccer mom's kid) Anyways, their was a new segment the
Democrats were going to reach out to. Who were they?
ANTI-TERRORIST PATRIOTS!! Known to the rest of us as
the NASCAR goers. These people are usually called "rednecks,
hillbillies, ignorant, and white trash". (PROUDLY STAND UP!!)
It seems they spent all this money in the South and what were the results:
Well, they lost the entire South. (except for Arkansas, but who the hell cares
about Arkansas??) CALLING ALL THE LADIES!!
Here's the contestants for
The First Annual Sexiest Male Shirtless Day
Holla Back! Let us know what you think!!
 Introducing, Antonio Ortiz
Here's Antonio's take on his body:
I see the human body as a work of art, similar to the way an artist looks at a sculpture.
The secret to obtaining a beautiful body is first realizing that there is no secret." - Antonio P. Ortiz -
If you like Antonio, please write: UNO
 Ladies, introducing Brett Hollands!
He's a male model (Shoot, aren't they all)
ENJOY THE REST OF THE GALLERY!!
LET US KNOW WHICH ONE YOU LIKED
BEST!! OK!! Brett, is number 2. They will
follow the order of the picture! So? Holla!!
GOD BLESS THE ARMY!! He's #3 
Hubba Hubba!! He's #4
 Hello! Goddess!! He's #5 
Hello Water!! Here's #6 
Hello! I'm ready to be served!!
He's #7 To prove that we aren't leaving the men out:
Here's a picture for you to have until tomorrow!!
 Here's Denise Richards!! Thanks for going along my journey!! 
Here's Jessica Alba
Thank You
and
GOD BLESS YOU!! |