[Grampa Dave]

Quit your bitching about South West.

My 87 year old mother and 86 year old mother in law love to fly SW, but they are tough Americans.

My three year old grand daughter had to take her shoes off before a SW flight ( due to the security bozoette). When it was over she threw one of her shoes at the bozoette and hit her with the shoe.

My son just flew home to visit via SW and had a great flight. The last thing he remembered was hearing the flight attentdant saying over the PA, "You are very Sleepy, and you don't want anything to drink nor our cheap peanuts to eat!" The next thing he knew the plane had landed on time and his luggage as usual was waiting for him at the baggage center.

[chuckles]

Looks like they are sitting on their prayer cloths. I wonder if they got bathroom breaks? Next time they bend down for prayer, I bet they get up quick.

[Erasmus]

The last thing he remembered was hearing the flight attentdant saying over the PA, "You are very Sleepy, and you don't want anything to drink nor our cheap peanuts to eat!"

Immediately before pumping in a low dose of Russian gas.

[TankerKC]

When it was over she threw one of her shoes at the bozoette and hit her with the shoe.

Is this the standard for discipline that Grampas are bragging about now?