[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

You said something about a hat. You wanted a hat right? Oh, OOPS! You were making fun of mine! LOL!

Now, I'm warning you...an officer in the Coast Guard taught me all about the mast - and he taught me about a couple of other things, too, which you would NOT enjoy! Get back in line, sailor - is that perfectly clear? (Dang, I love this. LOL)

Signed,
Captain D

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

P.S. Lest your forget who it is you are addressing (heheheh...no one should be allowed to have this much fun):

[Kathy in Alaska]

She's perfect! I take back everything I ever said about your Captain skills. LOL! Thank you so much. And the hat (excuse the pun) tops her off perfectly. Please notice that we have calm seas ahead.