[evolved_rage]

Hey ladies, don't forget to acknowledge your inner whore...Sad.

[xm177e2]

How long will it be until we hear tales of botched masturbation with assorted vegetables?

Actually, this apparently does happen, and girls do injure themselves... at least according to Dan Savage's advice column which you can find at The Onion AV Club.

[Vicki]

Actually makes sense. After all what normal man would want to get close to one of them.

And to make things fair, why not get the guys blow-up dolls?

[Michael Barnes]

I think one of the most important things is for women to be able to get themselves off

Further engraving the mindset that men have no place in THEIR lives...
Sad little females.

Every guy on that campus wants to get laid. Every guy on that campus want's to get laid without having to promise to call later on. Every psycho broad on that campus cannot see that they could have many swining d*ck's if they wanted, so they turn to fake tools....

Dumb broads. They could have willing accomplices, spare themselves the work..blah..blah..blah...

Ah, what the hell am I wasting my time for. Them doofus 18/19 y/o's know far more than I do about life and college.

Afterall, their enlightened, vibrators and all...Which begs the question. Will there be sutiable "plastic" playmates for the males of the campus made available as well?

[BUSHdude2000]

I love this; in a time of war and strange economic times, these whores are worried about sex toys. If there's any question about the mindset on the American college campus, this answers it.

[Bogey78O]

Masturbation in private is an obviously private affair. However you keep that out of normal society. You don't go trying to spread the gospel so to speak.

[cartoonistx]

I guess this explains the "buzz" heard around campus!

[RLK]

Then they'll wonder why men don't look at them as brain objects.

[Cate]

uh, I wonder if they will be giving out free samples like our doctor does for my husband's antihistamine.... please don't tell me this is our tax dollars at work. Maybe this is a leftover program from the Clintons...

[ex-Texan]

Botched masterbation with a vegetable ... ?

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

I guess a bzzzzzzzz is better.

[spetznaz]

I only have one question about this whole thing! How come it is causing such a big fracas when i am certain that well over 95% of men on that campus do some 'personal exploring' themselves (maybe more than 95% even). I am not saying that schools should go ahead and offer d!ldos to students ...however the adverse reaction to this seems rather one sided.

Kind of similar to when a guy who sleeps with anything wearing a skirt is called a 'stud' and praised for his skill at picking up women; while a female who even goes as far as wearing heavy make-up is automatically a 'slut' whether or not she actually dabbles in the opposite sex.

Something shouts double standard.

[per loin]

I gotta go with the feminists on this one. Brooms should be made available for their use.

[F16Fighter]

How long before 'vibrator technicians' and 'dildo advisors' become touted at Ivy League schools as the next hot "careers"?

May "sex therapist" Carol Queen soon find herself at a hospital ER with a couple of industrial-size plungers stuck up her @ss...

[Coeur de Lion]

The issue is that they're running out of any salient issues. I don't much care if one's chief purpose in life is getting sex toys. The point is their movement has become moot, banal and lacking in any ideas if all they can propose is the necessity, keeping within the aim of social justice, the provision of sex toys. This just goes to show the movement has loss any raison d'etre

[weegee]

BUMP

[weegee]

They're demanding that sex toys be made available? Now?!!! Sounds like they are frustrated, very tense, and in need of immediate release!!!

Everyone stay out of their way until the situation is in hand!!!

[R. Scott]

“…Cornell University’s health center is considering making vibrators available in on-campus dispensaries.”

The first time I read this I read “dispensaries” as “dispensers”. I had quite a visual of sex toy dispensers located strategically around campus.
The coed is returning from the pub with a young man she just met. She’s turned on. She doesn’t want sex with him, but what can she do?
She sees a Sex Toy Dispenser!
She runs to it, inserts her credit card, and her chastity is safe once again.
Of course, on the down side there would be gangs of young men rampaging around the campus destroying the machines.

[RWG]

Ivy League feminism is now taking the form of a giant rubber penis...Freud was right after all, there is penis envy. not very woman-affirming sex-shop downtown...except for the gay section that is all a sex shop does, it affirms the very essence of a woman.

[TLBSHOW]

Cornell Bump!