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To: gcruse
"As for measuring its effect, remember the old joke about keeping elephants off the lawn

Here I thought I was and old geezer.

But I sure can't recall the joke about elephant and lawns.

Tell, do please tell.

16 posted on 10/31/2002 5:19:34 PM PST by chs68
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To: chs68
"Why are you tearing up paper into little pieces and throwing it into the air?"

"Keeps the elephants off the lawn."

"Are you insane? How could that possible keep elephants off your lawn?"

"Don't see any elephants, do ya?"
24 posted on 10/31/2002 5:30:23 PM PST by gcruse
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