To: swarthyguy
How can one breastfeed if one doesn't have milk glands? Nipples aren't enough, ya know...
To: Lizavetta
You get them after doing the dishes once.
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10/31/2002 4:56:22 PM PST by
weikel
To: Lizavetta
Nipples aren't enough, ya know... Hyperactive prolactin hormones, what else?
To: Lizavetta
How can one breastfeed if one doesn't have milk glands? It's a little-known scientific fact that men who keep putting the toilet seat down grow them.
To: Lizavetta
This phenomenon is well-known among ethnologists who have studied primitive cultures. It is called "couvade" and has been documented in a variety of locations.
It is similar to sympathetic childbirth, in which a father, geographically distant from and out of communication with his wife undergoes excruciating abdominal pains followed by a subjectively described feeling of emptiness, at the very time of delivery.
This has been described to me by veterans who were overseas during WW II while their wives were pregnant and giving birth back in the States.
Feministas don't even know the half of it.
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