You know... You are about as conservative as Hitler was. Or Joe Stalin. MA or MD Republican. Maybe VT or OR.
Right! I'm a Stalin or a Hitler because I don't want kids driving around town on drugs and endangering my family. Come back to this universe, there, The Other Harry!
No, you come back.
If someone is operating a vehicle on a federal highway while they are stoned, I think that is the government's business.
But giving pee tests to every adolescent is not the government's business.