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Mexico's Trucks to have 'fast lane' access to America
By Staff Writer Brandy

President George W. Bush has asked that Mexico's trucking industry be granted access to every city in America with inspection taking place "at the point of origin in Mexico", to allow Mexico's trucks to travel past the border "in the fast lane. I want this border to be modern," Bush stated.

In a related story, Osama Bin Laden has purchased Mexitran Shipping from Drug Lord Blando Endoban for 8.3 billion dollars. The price is thought to be very low, since the Meskellin Cartel has used its' vast trucking empire to ship more than one hundred billion dollars a years' worth of drugs into what was the US 25 mile limit for Mexico's trucking industry. Reliable sources say that Bin Laden has arranged to continue Endobans' drug shipments in the same trucks he will use to transport his Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists across the border to towns and cities in the US. Mr. Bin Laden, who has named his new enterprise TerrorTrans, inc, stated that as a practical business policy TerrorTrans will sacrifice one truck in 10 for the purpose of blowing up buildings and achieving mass homicides in America.

Osama's publicity team released this photo of TerrorTrans' first shipment, in the "fast lane on the freeway", as suggested by El Presidente De La Estados Unidos.

Since it was inspected "at its' point of origin in Mexico" (TerrorTrans' freight yard), the truck flew by the border at an estimated 70 mph, saving Osama and the terrorists and the Drug Cartel hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribe money and time. Mexican border guards are highly concerned about the new policy, since it will take away their principle source of income, with all the bribe money going to the 'at the point of origin' police.

Diablo Comprares, head of publicity at Osamas' plush Tijuana headquarters, expressed his gratitude to President Bush
for enabling this "modern border system."

"Viva La Republica Del Norte!" said Comprares.
Brandy
Roosters Wire Service
May 6, 2002
OughtaBeNews.com

Smuggler BRAGS:
'I've Coyoteed'
800,000 Illegals Into US:
Border Patrol And Cops Take Bribes
Even Restaurants Participate For $$
When asked if any of the illegals might be
terrorists, he replied: "Who the hell knows?
Who the hell cares?"

Ignore at your own peril...

Posted by AZHSer
On 09/10/2002 9:45 PM CDT with 27 comments

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Posted by hispanarepublicana
On 09/10/2002 9:54 PM CDT with 3 comments

I posted this story as a response to a Mexican smuggling thread a few weeks back and, heeding "stay alert" advice I was hearing earlier, I decided to post this because this practice could have more serious consequences than just dope smuggling. FReeper business owners with fleets LISTEN UP! Yet another tactic affected an acquaintance of mine recently. This guy owns a small company with a fleet of trucks of various sizes. The entire fleet has the company name & logo on the doors. The company does a lot of business along the Mexican border and occasionally pass back and...