First you failed to understand that G=E/M involved Mass (the M stands for Mass, after all), and now you've managed to contradict yourself by first saying that what I know is "drivel" but then pointing out that scientists don't even agree on what they think that they know (about Gravity, anyway).
You poor thing. You must be some failed graduate student stuck in some mundane life.
Buck up! Life will get better for you as you open your eyes. The future is bright, after all!