I have been blessed to have had a successful career serving our country, and Uncle Sam saw fit to send me to a few exotic places where I was fortunate enough to apply my skills as a pilot and instructor. Overall, it was an honor to serve, with a little fun thrown in.
LOL! Especially the one about how I was sexually harrassed by my liberal "trainer" when I was a VISTA Volunteer. (This was before there was a word for sexual harrassment.) He felt I had to prove to him that I was "in touch with my womanhood" before he could allow me to pass my training and be allowed to help the poor.
The story gets weirder and funnier from there.