Rumors of me taking a (gasp) a ba........... bat.........(I'm having trouble saying the word).........the thing you do with water & so......soa.........(ANOTHER word that I have a problem with)...........
soap (Ok, I said it), are grossly WRONG!
Rumors? What rumors? Seeing is not believing?
Did you get FallGuy to double for you? Refute the proof!
It's alright, tomkow6! After you are done with your bath, come hop in and I'll help you dry up, sweetie.