[tomkow6]

I'm having a bad, rough day.

I got up this morning, put on a shirt
and a button fell off.

I picked up my briefcase and the handle
came off.

Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.........

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I had to read that three times before I realized what you meant. (I'm not only slow, I'm naive, too - BAD combination.)

Now, you leave me no choice but to SWAT you! Consider yourself SWATTED!