[tomkow6]

MOODS OF A WOMAN

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison and love you like mad.

[Jen]

A woman is a bundle of contradiction,

Ok... I have a true story to tell...

Years ago my hubby and I were having a 'marital discussion' and I 'lovingly whispered': "Don't tell me what to do! I'm an independent woman of the 90s!"

A short time later, I'm in the laundry room and let out a hair-raising scream. Hubby comes running. "What's wrong???"

Me: "A spider! Kill it!!!"

Hubby (laughing): "You're an independent woman of the 90s - YOU kill it!" (More laughter)

Me (hiding behind him): "Honnnnnnnnney, pleeeeeeeeeeease kill it!"

Hubby kills the big, ugly, hairy, scary spider and laughs some more at my 'independence'! hahahahahahahaha