[Roscoe]

Medical marijuana has the unpleasant 'mañana' attitudinal side effect.

But isn't it supposed to cause "dry mouth" too?

[Cultural Jihad]

We don't allow foreigners or felons to run for public office. Perhaps we should expand the prohibitions to exclude people with obvious psychiatric problems. Although this would have a deleterious effect on the Libertarian Party, no one would really notice the difference, and it would be an important principle to uphold.