[Kathy in Alaska]

My favorite pilot, Aeronaut, and his sidekick, Otto. Good afternoon fellas, and thank you for always being there to fly over and protect the USO Canteen.

[tomkow6]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT for all MARRIED MEN:

I just found this out:

My wife uses fabric softener.
I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, "Married!" and walking away.
Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.