DFU SONG: OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING (Jesse is the Rally Monkey) 10-20-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

Yes, I know that the tune has absolutely nothing to do with the Rally Monkey, but it fit very nicely for the idea that has been in my head during the playoffs. Papa Jesse, this one's for you.

MIDI - OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING

When the En Double A See Pee's whining
There's a star they'll call who's always shining
Though he is a reverend and claims a chaste life
He likes bedding those women who are not his wife

Jesse is their Rally Monkey…Angel fans, you've got to see
Jesse is their Rally Monkey…he'll wave his arms wildly

If some teenage punk thugs are arrested
We know hard working police will be tested
He'll scream that they're racist and nothing but scum
And he'll gain the support of those whose minds are numb

Jesse is their Rally Monkey…Angel fans, you've got to see
Jesse is their Rally Monkey…he'll wave his arms wildly

If a business has not been "diversing"
Here comes his act that needs no rehearsing
With limo and entourage he comes to town
And you'd better believe there will be a shakedown

Jesse is their Rally Monkey…Angel fans, you've got to see
Jesse is their Rally Monkey…he'll wave his arms wildly
He'll wave his arms wildly

[doug from upland]

Ping list.

[Henchster]

Gray "Dim-Bulb" Davis was at the World Series game in Anaheim tonite - as a guest of Michael "I suck Mickey" Eisner.

The TV cameras panned to Eisner, and Dim-Bulb was just barely in the picture, you could see him looking at the big screen wondering why they weren't centered on him.

It was an amazing display of his arrogance, and it was hysterically funny watching him, you could almost see the lamps and ashtrays flying in his tiny little mind.

[doug from upland]

RALLY MONKEY DOT COM

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the anecdote. I missed it. I should have written a 7th inning stretch parody about Davis for the crowd to sing.

[doug from upland]

Okay, who has a graphic for Jessie Jackson, Rally Monkey?

[Henchster]

"Take me out to the FUND-RAISER..."

"Take me to the CASH!"

"Buy me some votes and some media-flak,"

"I don't care if justice comes back...

"'Cause it's root, root, root for GRAY DAVIS,"

"If I lose the Gov it's a shame, "

"Cause it's one, two, three million bucks"

"At the ole' donation game!"

[doug from upland]

Needs a little polishing for meter, but not bad at all. And so quickly done!

[doug from upland]

Angel fans???

[StarFan]

I'm sure the question has been asked before but with all his hateful banter against all things pubbie, why isn't Rainbow/Push losing their tax status privilege as they're far from non-partisan.