[Snow Bunny]

A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you
The love of God enfold you
The power of God protect you
The presence of God watch over you
Wherever you are,God is,
And all is well.
Amen.

[Snow Bunny]

Thank you Grant for being our Canteen Chaplain. It is an honor to meet you.

[Eastbound]

God is always at His job and His work is most excellent. God only punched in once at the time clock and never had to punch in again because He never punched out..

Snow Bunny, that thought hit me when I realized I can't ever get up early enough to see you punch in. LOL!

Healing hugs -- Dave

[HighWheeler]

Canteen Jokes of the Day:

----------- Damn Fokkers! --------------

A reporter was interviewing an old Scandinavian fighter pilot, asking him how it was in the war.

"Vell," said the old guy, "vee used to fly up dere and dogfight dem Krauts. One day we got in big trouble, we was surrounded by a bunch of dem Fokkers, they was to the right of us, they was to the left of us, but vee stayed there and vee got dem all. Ya, vee shoot dem German Fokkers outta da sky."

"Uh, excuse me for a moment" interrupted the reporter. "For the benefit of our viewers," "I guess I should explain that the term 'Fokker' refers to the name a specific German manufacturer that built the formidable Fokker fighter aircraft for the German Luftwaffe."

"Vell ya," said the old Scandianvian pilot, "that all may be true, but these fokkers was flying Messerschmitt's."

----------- Question ------------------

Upon landing hard, the pilot gets on the PA system, "Sorry folks for the hard landing. It wasn't the pilot's fault, and it wasn't the plane's fault. It was the asphalt." The airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while all the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline."

He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.

Finally, everyone had exited except for this little old lady walking slowly up the plane with a cane. She stopped at the door and asked, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no M'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

[Kathy in Alaska]

Bless This House sung along with this morning, twice because I love this song for our USO Canteen, and Prayer of Protection said for all who enter the USO Canteen Freeper Style, including our troops, our veterans, their families and our allies. Welcome to all who come to honor our troops, for whom this USO Canteen was created.

A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you

The love of God enfold you

The power of God protect you

The presence of God watch over you

Wherever you are, God is,

And all is well.

Amen.

Wherever you are, God is, and all is well!

[desertcry]

W is a man who thinks of himself last. God is 1st, his fellow Americans 2nd, his Country 3rd, ................, and lastly George W. Bush, as perhaps an after thought.

[desertcry]

W is a man who thinks of himself last. God is 1st, his fellow Americans 2nd, his Country 3rd, ................, and lastly George W. Bush, as perhaps an after thought.