Caption this: Protesters angry - someone stole Mohammed's shoes

AP via Yahoo ^ | Sat Oct 19, 2:02 PM ET | AP Photo/K.M. Chaudary

[weegee]

Protesters chant slogans against President Pervez Musharraf's administration, demanding the arrest of thieves who stole a pair of shoes believed to have belonged to Islam's prophet, Mohammed, from a mosque, Saturday, Oct. 19, 2002 in Lahore, Pakistan. The sacred shoes were stolen in July from a 400-year-old mosque in the central city of Lahore, but no arrests have been made. (AP Photo/K.M. Chaudary)

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, if they are asbestos-lined, I can understand why he needs 'em ;0)

[Dallas]

ROFL

[oceanperch]

I'm a Pepper Your a Pepper wouldn't everybody lov to be a Pepper...

[gorebegone]

Attention all muslims.....mohammed's slippers have been found. They are on the golf course attached to the glaringly white infidel!!

[weegee]

I see he's holding his putter.

[DWSUWF]

"...Just wait - that islamic braintrust is gonna have a cow when they find out the sacred feather boa's also been pinched!..."

It's essential that the mooselim community pull together and guard Mo's body, 24/7

It cannot be discovered by infidels that he was buried wearing pink silk panties!

[American in Israel]

ROTFLMAO!

[MarineDad]

Oh, who stole Mohammed's sacred shoes?
The ones adorned with lovely rainbow hues?
"Wee are sure eet wuz de Hindooz;
(orr mebbe even Jooz...),"
Who made off with PedoProphet's shoes!

[gorebegone]

Theeese just in....flash infidels have just stolen the magic carpet!

Holy jihad!

[weegee]

Scene: The Washington Press Corp.

man in the back (thinking): Darn that Helen Thomas! We can never get to ask a question because she's all the time shouting over us.

[Bobby777]

that's the first thing I noticed ... WHAT IS UP WITH THAT GUY'S ARMS? (besides them being "up" I mean) ... weird ...

[weegee]

Yeah but Louie Farakhan still control of the orbiting mother ship...

[mississippi red-neck]

So what? He doesn't need'em anymore. I hope some infidel wears them while he slops the hogs.

[DWSUWF]

"...(orr mebbe even Jooz...)..."

Most Jewish people prefer not to touch unclean objects such as this.

If THEY took 'em they used tongs...

[gorebegone]

Slippers found.

They're in a bazaar in Instanbul.

[weegee]

I wonder if they had many protests of Pakistanis trying to get the goverment to be more active in seeking out Pearl's kidnappers/murderers. I guess they have to pick their battles.

[Bobby777]

XXX DREDGE -BREAKING XXX

SHOE THIEF CONFESSES!!!

[adam stevens]

I say burn the shoes!

[weegee]

Can anyone explain to me why Mohommed is worshipped so? The Jews don't praise Moses every day and say his name with parenthetical "sorry for saying your name but...".

The muslims reduced Jesus Christ to being just another prophet. So if Mohommed was just another man, why do they worship him? Seems to me that God was quite clear that this kind of thing was against His law.

And holding up his shoes? Was this at the Mecca Hard Rocks Mosque, filled with daily garments from celebrities?

[LibWhacker]

Here's a picture of Mohammed actually wearing his shoes: