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Seven Questions That I Am Afraid I Will Never Hear A Republican Ask (*vanity*)
self | 10/18/02 | brbethke

Posted on 10/18/2002 11:10:43 AM PDT by brbethke

It's election season again, and once again Republicans all over the country are busy snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. I've been watching the campaign ads, both regional and national -- I couldn't avoid 'em if I wanted to -- and listening to the debates, and time and time again I hear Republican candidates making the same fundamental mistakes.

Dammit, people, we are not the Discount Democrats! We are not here to promise the voters "everything the Democrats can give you, but at a lower price!" We will never win by presenting ourselves as the WalMart of American politics!

Instead, just once, I'd love to see a Republican candidate muster the testicular fortitude to throw these questions in the face of his or her Democratic opponent.

#1: On Education

"Thanks to the teachers unions, the Democratic Party has been in complete control of our public education system for the last 50 years. In that time the per-pupil cost of public education has skyrocketed, the test scores and graduation rates have plunged, our schools have become combat zones, and every two years you come back and tell us that the problem is that the schools need more tax money.

"Isn't it obvious? What your party has been doing for the past fifty years is bad for our children and doesn't work! Isn't it time to try something else?"

#2: On Poverty

"Forty years ago Lyndon Johnson led the Democratic Party to declare war on poverty. The time has come to admit that the war is over; poverty has won. Today there are more poor Americans than ever before; more out-of-wedlock births and single-parent familes than ever before; more people dependent on government handouts than ever before; and an enormous social service bureaucracy that seems to be more interested in keeping people dependent than in helping them to become self-sufficient.

"Isn't it obvious? What your party has been doing for the past forty years is bad for poor people and doesn't work! Isn't it time to try something else?"

#3: On Social Security

"Look, let's be honest: the Social Security system is a Ponzi Scheme. It's a con game, and if it were being run by a private party instead of the Federal government the people in charge would be arrested and thrown in prison. The Social Security system will not remain solvent -- by design it cannot remain solvent -- and the true wonder is that for 70 years you've managed to keep the con game going by forcing an ever larger number of people to join the system. But the time has come to admit that this system is designed to go bankrupt sooner or later, and it's time to start letting people escape from it while they still have something to save.

"Isn't it obvious? What your party has been doing for the past seventy years is bad for retirees and doesn't work! Isn't it time to try something else?"

#4: On Prescription Drugs

"Let's try an analogy that even you can understand. It costs your friends in Hollywood $200 million dollars to make a major movie. But a lot of people can't afford $8.50 a ticket for a first-run show, so Congress enacts a law setting ticket prices at $2 apiece and mandating free video cassettes for the poor. Just how long do you think your friends in Hollywood will keep making new movies for the American market if there's no way they can make a profit doing it?

"Isn't it obvious? What your party wants to do will be bad for the pharmaceutical companies and really bad for the people who depend on new medicines. Can we afford to even try this experiment? Shouldn't we come up with a different plan now?"

#5: On Corruption

"Enron, Enron, Enron: every time you say Enron, I'll say Teamsters Union. How many United Mine Workers officials have done hard time for corruption and witness intimidation? How many non-union workers have been beaten for trying to cross a picket line? Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?

"For more that sixty years the Democratic Party has not just turned a blind eye to union corruption, violence, and mob connections; you have actively benefitted from these things. Your party has stood by, winking and smiling, while corrupt union officials have looted pension funds, rigged union elections, and threatened the families of witnesses in corruption probes.

"You like to say that my party is in bed with the pharmaceutical companies. I say this beats being in bed with unions with proven mob connections. At least pharmaceutical companies don't intentionally kill people!

"Isn't it obvious? What your party has been doing for the past sixty years is bad for union workers but works way too well for you! Don't union workers deserve honest leadership and political representation?"

#6: On Defense

"Thirty years ago the McGovern wing of the Democratic Party began neutering the American military and Intelligence agencies. Since then Islamic fundamentalists has taken over most of the Middle East, homicidal warlords have taken over most of Africa, and narco-terrorists have gained major ground in South and Central America. We had a brief respite during the Reagan administration when we updated the Navy and modernized the Air Force -- and confronted Soviet Communism head-on, and watched it collapse from its own internal problems -- but immediately afterwards the Democrats squandered the so-called "Peace Dividend" and wasted our inventory of cruise missiles blowing up aspirin factories in the Sudan.

"Now, today, North Korea has the atomic bomb, China has nuclear missiles that can hit any city in the U.S., and Islamic terrorists around the globe are gleefully killing American citizens. At the same time the families of American servicemen and women are living on food stamps, airplanes and helicopters are grounded because they don't have spare parts, and there are Army units that can't train because they don't have ammunition.

"Isn't it obvious? What your party has been doing for the past thirty years is bad for the country and puts American citizens at risk! Isn't it time to try something else?"

#7: On Government and Change

"In 1923 H.L. Mencken wrote, 'The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.'

"These 'kitchen table' issues you like to talk about -- education, poverty, social security, prescription drugs -- don't they look just a little hobgoblin-ish to you? The education crisis, the poverty crisis, the social security crisis, the prescription drug crisis: weren't all of these all local issues until the Democratic Party discovered a national crisis? And hasn't your party spent more than half a century telling us that these enormous national, not local, problems can only be solved with equally enormous national programs and obscenely large amounts of taxpayer money?

"And haven't you continued to insist that these problems can only be addressed through ever larger and more expensive government programs, even though all objective evidence seems to indicate that your programs are not working?

"The first and hardest step in addiction recovery is admitting that you have a problem. Isn't it time for you in the Democratic Party to admit that you have an uncontrollable and irrational addiction to big government?

"Isn't it obvious? Time and time again, for more than half a century, your party's solutions have only made the problems you claim to be addressing worse!

"ISN'T IT TIME TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE?"


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: corruption; crime; defense; democrats; education; election; republicans; socialsecurity
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Anything I should add to the list?
1 posted on 10/18/2002 11:10:43 AM PDT by brbethke
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To: brbethke
Illegal Immigrants!
2 posted on 10/18/2002 11:15:57 AM PDT by blam
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To: brbethke
The 2nd Amendment?
3 posted on 10/18/2002 11:19:51 AM PDT by aeronca
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To: blam; brbethke
Watermelon Enviro-Wacko-Mental-Ists!!!
4 posted on 10/18/2002 11:20:45 AM PDT by HiJinx
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To: aeronca
That rates an entire article of its own.
5 posted on 10/18/2002 11:22:54 AM PDT by brbethke
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To: brbethke
Bravo! I thoroughly enjoyed reading this.
6 posted on 10/18/2002 11:23:50 AM PDT by Fred Mertz
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To: blam
I second that.
Don't hold your breath, though.
7 posted on 10/18/2002 11:25:11 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: brbethke
Bravo indeed. Beautiful, clear presentation of key issues.
8 posted on 10/18/2002 11:25:37 AM PDT by Omedalus
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To: brbethke
Thank you for this excellent post!
9 posted on 10/18/2002 11:26:59 AM PDT by austingirl
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To: brbethke
Excellent work.

An enthusiastic BUMP TO THE TOP!

10 posted on 10/18/2002 11:28:32 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: brbethke; Grampa Dave; EBUCK
#8. Environment

Let's look at the facts boys and girls, for the last ten years we have been following a no-cut, no-clear, no- thin policy in our national forests, at the behest and demand of extreme environmetalists. The last TWO YEARS have seen some 8 million acres burned to the gound, helped in very large part, by those idiotic policies.

Isn't it time we put people back to work (logging and forestry), put people first (not plants and animals) and started following a sane environmental policy? One not funded by the cash cow of the publicly funded Sierra Club, Natural Resources Defense Council, et al?

#9. Energy

This one is easy folks. How much do you want to spend in the blood of our countrymen defending vital petro supply lines, when the alternative is to drill ANWR, offshore Califonia & Florida and all other places capable of good domestic production.

Let's also build more coal & nuclear fired powerplants in order to deliver cheap and sustainable power for our country. If I told you it would cost you double and triple your monthly utility payment for Clean solar and wind power, would you really still want it?

11 posted on 10/18/2002 11:29:45 AM PDT by BOBTHENAILER
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To: brbethke
Great rant. Too bad the Republican Party is on life support and can't hear it.
12 posted on 10/18/2002 11:31:56 AM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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To: brbethke

You are right on the money, but they just won't respond this way.


13 posted on 10/18/2002 11:36:52 AM PDT by billie bob
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To: brbethke
Beautifully written. However, I would love for any Republican to stand before a television camera and refer to the "failed policies of the Democratic Party" with regards to any of their "core issues" in this list.
14 posted on 10/18/2002 11:37:26 AM PDT by cincinnati65
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To: brbethke
Today there are more poor Americans than ever before; more out-of-wedlock births and single-parent familes than ever before; more people dependent on government handouts than ever before; and an enormous social service bureaucracy that seems to be more interested in keeping people dependent than in helping them to become self-sufficient.

The average "poor" person in the US has two televisions. Wanna see poor? Hit the Carribean, Jamaica, Haiti, etc. Check out Africa. See kids with distended stomaches and children starving to death. We have revised "poor" upward dramatically. Also, when compiling statistics on poverty, in order to keep the poverty rate high, most studies only include earned income. They do not include food stamps, WIC programs, welfare, subsidized housing, Medicare or Medicaid, or any other Federally subsidized program. So, no matter how much is provided by the government, these people will still be listed as being "poor." BTW, the "homeless" are generally comprised of two major groups. One is people who don't want to be found because they have felony warrants out for them, the other are people who fried their brains on drugs or have other mental problems who have been "freed" from mental hospitals by the compassionate Rats. Out on the street, they are prey to every predator in the world. Don't worry though, the Rats provide videos on how to get healthy meals out of a dumpster.

15 posted on 10/18/2002 11:39:03 AM PDT by Richard Kimball
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To: brbethke
Anything I should add to the list?

Yes! Foreign aid, particularly to those countries and agencies that we know are terrorist supporters, like the PA, Egypt, Pakistan, etc. etc.

If you look at the countries that now threaten us, everyone one was set up and supported by American Foreign Aid.

Hank

16 posted on 10/18/2002 11:40:22 AM PDT by Hank Kerchief
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To: brbethke
I agree with nearly everything in your 7 points. However, I don't believe your 'fellow Republicans' agree with you.

The problem is not that they 'sound' like "Democrats Lite". They are so. In fact, on just about any issue that you mentioned there was probably some 'bipartisan' consensus that legislated the socialist changes.

The solution? It's not within the GOP, IMHO.

17 posted on 10/18/2002 11:40:54 AM PDT by A Vast RightWing Conspirator
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To: BOBTHENAILER
Add Election Fraud, Dead men voting, etc. Its a constant. When will people realize the Dems are power hungry crooks compared to the Repubs being the continual political neophytes, but they are way more honest and patriotic.
18 posted on 10/18/2002 11:43:48 AM PDT by FrankBlaze
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To: brbethke
You, my dear FReeper, ROCK. You simply rock.

So why don't you run for something?
19 posted on 10/18/2002 11:45:18 AM PDT by LibertyGirl77
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To: brbethke
I think that if you took a moment to go (Link to RNC), you would find that Republicans have been addressing these issues.

Most of what you are bitching about are listed under the picture of President Bush with issues listed below.

But for some reason you are not listening nor caring! When was the last time you voted for a Republican. Did you support one of the third party losers in the last election?

20 posted on 10/18/2002 11:51:01 AM PDT by Grampa Dave
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