[Congressman Billybob]

Okay, make Barney Franks the spokesman, and here's the slogan:

Massachusetts Sucks --
If That Suits, Come Here.

Congressman Billybob

This column is based on the fine work by FReepers in a thread on FR. Click for "Ballistics and Bullsh*t"

Click for "Til Death Do Us Part."

Click for "to Restore Trust in America"

[HEY4QDEMS]

Did you know that Jerry Stud's favorite hotdog is the Barney Frank.