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Court told of sex with traffic cone
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Posted on 10/17/2002 8:47:20 AM PDT by Rodney King
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To: Rodney King
A MAN rolled about on the ground having sex with a traffic cone as stunned
youths watched in disbelief, a court heard yesterday.
In the words of Harvey Korman as "Hedley Lamarr" in "Blazing Saddles":
Kinky.
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posted on
10/17/2002 11:40:42 AM PDT
by
VOA
To: martin_fierro
Nice cones!
62
posted on
10/17/2002 11:43:22 AM PDT
by
Delbert
To: weegee
Did he wear a condom? 'Twas a conedom, laddie! <|:)~
To: VOA
Cattle Stampeder: "...Through the Vatican?"
Hedley Lamarr: "Kinky."
Funniest lines in a movie that's loaded with funny lines!
Runner up...
Sheriff Bart: "So, what do you like to do?"
Cisco Kid: "Play chess...screw..."
Sheriff Bart: "Let's play chess."
To: Rodney King
Where is Dan Ackroyd when you need him?
To: Rodney King
Perhaps he has a thing for Madonna...
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posted on
10/17/2002 12:00:42 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
To: Rodney King
You could have saved me a trip here if the title said it was not a female...:-)
To: Jimer
"Promiscuous cones can be seen on the streets of all major cities. They usually hang around construction sites."
I have seen those cones with my own eyes...and at times I have seen them all piled up together...sometimes in groups of three, four, or more. Disgusting!!
To: Redcloak
Or Hillary's witch's hat
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posted on
10/17/2002 12:14:16 PM PDT
by
weegee
To: FreepLady
I have seen those cones with my own eyes...and at times I have seen them all piled up together...sometimes in groups of three, four, or more. Remember -- every time you have sex with a traffic cone, you're having sex with all the traffic cones that traffic cone has had sex with....
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posted on
10/17/2002 12:23:50 PM PDT
by
steve-b
To: Rodney King
Bollox! He had to boff a bollard because his bagpipe was bent.
To: Rodney King
Well...at least he was toppsies!
72
posted on
10/17/2002 12:34:49 PM PDT
by
mlmr
To: DeFault User
Never mind the Bolex?
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posted on
10/17/2002 12:38:48 PM PDT
by
weegee
To: DeFault User
Bollox! He had to boff a bollard because his bagpipe was bent.Well, at least it was cone-sensual.
To: Redcloak
I was *this close* to posting that same photo on
this thread, saying Madonna had her, um, good points. <|:)~
To: Rodney King
This Yank tough was the man responsible for the whole ordeal:
He was overheard to say "Sit on it!" and the Scottsman, afraid of the tough, did as he was told.
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posted on
10/17/2002 12:45:04 PM PDT
by
weegee
To: Rodney King
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posted on
10/17/2002 8:24:19 PM PDT
by
altair
To: Texas dog
THIS is what I expect Bill Clinton to be doing soon.Not tonight (10/18). He will be at an appearance with Maryland guv candidate Townsend, so he won't need to look for a traffic cone...
To: martin_fierro
"I'm too sexy for this street, too sexy for this street, too sexy for it, oh, yeahhhh..."
To: Rodney King
If that dude comes to America, we'll have to hide the orange-and-white barrels!
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