[Kerberos]

"“No one ever saw me that way before,” says a soft-spoken 27-year-old accountant from Miami. “Then I wore the Party Shirt to a cocktail party, and the next thing I knew I was dancing with two really hot women.”"

And let me guess you can buy it now for only $19.95, but wait, there's more.

[bankwalker]

And let me guess you can buy it now for only $19.95, but wait, there's more.

You have to dispose of it after you wear it. This creates a steady flow of re-orders from loyal customers.

Where do I sign up to become a distributor?

[LTCJ]

And let me guess you can buy it now for only $19.95, but wait, there's more.

Let's not forget: coming to an e-mail in-box near you.

[VadeRetro]

And let me guess you can buy it now for only $19.95, but wait, there's more.

A complete set of Ginsu Knives? Vegematic? A genuine one-step-car-washer-waxer!!??

[rwfromkansas]

I can't even find any evidence on the web there is a fashion designer named Amanda Lowson.

You would think she would have a website.