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"Since conduct any nitwit would deem extortion and bribery are entirely "legal" to the Davis Familia, what happens if heavy-handedness and sympathetic reporting still aren't enough to re-elect the team of "Leadership We Trust, Values We Share"? As any liberal knows, do whatever it takes, because Republicans don't fight as dirty. So, if one wanted to steal an election, which method would be the most effective? Planting illegal immigrants as poll workers? Recruiting little old ladies (lifelong Democrats wearing sneakers) to look the other way as carloads of "provisional balloteers" show up just before close? How about sending hundreds of thousands of absentee ballots to invalids at nursing homes, then "helping" them fill out their choices? All textbook and standard donkey tactics.

"But if you guessed "none of the above," give yourself a pat on the back. The easiest way to steal an election is to manipulate the software program used to tabulate the vote count. One programmer, one software routine, press Enter. Can it be done? Look at it this way. An obscure routine built into cryptic software can be programmed to change the count, and there is no paper audit trail to identify tampering. It's not that difficult to make the association with Touch Screen equipment already being used in Riverside and Plumas counties. Granted, no system is infallible, but at least with printed ballots, tangible evidence of an actual vote exists. The most ardent supporter of increasing Touch Screen usage is none other than … Well, what a coincidence! Art Torres, California Democratic Party chairman. It was "Reconquista" Art Torres who said in 1995: "Proposition 187 was the last gasp of white America." And here the media were telling us only Republicans were racists."

Have we given any more thought to FReepers manning the polling places in DemonRAT strongholds on 5 November?!

FReegards...MUD

"RATS're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Whup DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)