Get a Jeepney -- er, Freepney. They are old, rattle-trap, dependable, fun and get turned into real works of art. The amenities include two benches in the back. Restrooms are trees along the road. Here are some specimens:
Freepney1
Freepney2
full frontal Freepney
On second thought, maybe your Freepmobile is better, Budge. If you get a fund going to fix it up, I'll contribute.
LOL! I think I'll stick with The FReepmobile. That Jeepney, er Freepney looks a little too airish!