DFU SONG: Brady Bunch (crust Hillary & Florence Henderson) 10-10-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

(Thanks to NYC GOP CHICK and r9etb for the idea)

MIDI - BRADY BUNCH - scroll down to second section and choose first brady midi

When you see her, do you folks throw up
I've been wondering if it is only me

I have two dogs that both start howling
When they see Hillary

I hear she saw a plastic surgeon
Right in his face she pointed a big gun
And she told him "I want to look like…Florence Henderson"

Well, the plastic surgeon did the best that he could
As he operated with his trembling lips
As she waddled out toward the exit
He suggested that she liposuck her hips
Her big fat hips…her big fat hips
He thought that she ought to liposuck her hips

[doug from upland]

Now matter how many times she goes under the knife ----- she will always make me want to vomit!

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the inspiration.

[Revolting cat!]

11 posted on 10/10/02 10:27 AM Pacific by r9etb

1 posted on 10/10/02 6:38 PM Pacific by doug from upland

8 hours - all in a day's work, huh? Man, you're quick!

[doug from upland]

I wrote this right after I saw the story a little while ago and it took about 15 minutes.

[doug from upland]

Florence has class; Hillary has a big *ss

Florence looks snuggly; Hillary is ugly

Florence is a dish; Hillary throws them

Florence is a lady; Hillary's from Hades

Florence is busty; Hillary is crusty

Florence knows her lines; Hillary's face has lines

Florence drinks MJB; Hillary screams FJB

Florence is sweet; Hillary I'd like to beat