This is the only thing i could find near this;
This guy's penile implant could have backfired, literally
ONE COULD say that this guy really got nailed. Or that he wanted to go off with a bang. (In fact, a colleague did say those things.)
But we won't.
We'll only pass along the news that a Trenton man recently inserted a nail and a firecracker into his penis (his urethra, to be specific) and then walked across a bridge to the Morrisville, Pa., police station for help.
Morrisville police said they didn't know why he did either thing.
The name of the self-mutilator has been withheld to prevent confusion with guys of the same or similar names who do NOT put objects into their penises.
The Trenton man was taken to a hospital for "help"...if you get our drift.
http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/news/local/4251107.htm
We'll only pass along the news that a Trenton man recently inserted a nail and a firecracker into his penis (his urethra, to be specific) and then walked across a bridge to the Morrisville, Pa., police station for help. Morrisville police said they didn't know why he did either thing.
Why did he cross the bridge? To get to the other side.