The woman is 46, and she gave him the best years of her life. And he is dumping her? Maybe she wanted a little souvenir.
1 posted on
10/10/2002 8:08:48 AM PDT by
jstone78
To: jstone78
guys, never dump a woman and then go to sleep with her.
To: jstone78
It's believed Mr Lai woke screaming after the attack and was rushed to hospital where he needed 11 stitches.I say that's a pretty good assumption...sheesh!
3 posted on
10/10/2002 8:19:02 AM PDT by
Damocles
To: jstone78
. . . where he needed 11 stitches. The Bobbitt Weave.
To: jstone78
Sounds to me like she did him a service despite the temporary pain it caused.
5 posted on
10/10/2002 8:24:25 AM PDT by
Frapster
To: jstone78
Lai-ching Tiger, Hidden Scissors.
To: jstone78
Interestingly, in the "Latest Threads" listing, this item immediately follows an unrelated item entitled,
Learning to live on the knife-edge.
Apropos of nothing, but fascinating nonetheless. :-)
To: jstone78
"The woman is 46, and she gave him the best years of her life"Age 40-46 are the best years of life? Hmmmm,,, Should I be dating older women? Do you know something I don't?
16 posted on
10/10/2002 11:49:20 AM PDT by
monday
To: jstone78
He should be thanking her... sex is way better snipped than with foreskin.
To: mhking
Hold muh beer, I'm going to sleep - alert.
To: general_re
,,, the Chinese sleep?!!!
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24 posted on
10/10/2002 12:32:39 PM PDT by
mhking
To: jstone78
At least she wasn't running with the scissors.
To: jstone78
The paper reports it took him two weeks to recover. I have a vision of the doctor visiting the patient post op:
Patient: "Well Doc'? Will it take long to heal?
Doctor: "It won't be long now."
To: jstone78
His new name is Mai Wang Goh.
31 posted on
10/10/2002 1:59:58 PM PDT by
Movemout
To: jstone78; Cagey
Jerry (speaking of an uncircumsiced penis): "Hey Elaine, you ever seen one?"
Elaine (nodding her head "yes" in disgust)
Jerry: "What did you think?"
Elaine (nodding her head "no"): "It had no FACE, no PERSONALITY."
To: jstone78
I believe it. I do, I really do....
It's believed Mr Lai woke screaming ....
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