Woman accused of circumcising sleeping boyfriend with scissors (OUCH ALERT!).

ananova ^ | 9-9-02

[jstone78]

Woman accused of circumcising sleeping boyfriend with scissors

A woman is accused of circumcising her sleeping ex-boyfriend with a pair of scissors in revenge for being dumped.

Chan Lai-ching, 46, cut Lai Kwok-fai's foreskin away with the scissors after he told her in bed their seven-year relationship was over, the South China Morning Post reported.

It's believed Mr Lai woke screaming after the attack and was rushed to hospital where he needed 11 stitches.

The paper reports it took him two weeks to recover.

Chan is on trial before Hong Kong's District Court where she denies one charge of wounding with intent.

[FreedomPoster]

Hold muh beer, I'm going to sleep - alert.

[shaggy eel]

,,, the Chinese sleep?!!!

[rudypoot]

well, if you do that then, in my case, she still thought there was a chance of getting back together. Boy, was that ever the longest year of my life. I guess I commited an easy mistake considering she was very attractive yet had the intelligence of a leaf blower.

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

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[surely_you_jest]

There is a more basic truism here. Equally applicable to either gender.

Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself.

[GSWarrior]

At least she wasn't running with the scissors.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The paper reports it took him two weeks to recover.

I have a vision of the doctor visiting the patient post op:

Patient: "Well Doc'? Will it take long to heal?
Doctor: "It won't be long now."

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Badumpbump...cshssh.

[Springman]

Thanks for the ping. This guy should know not to dump a women
and then sleep w/her!!

[general_re]

the Chinese sleep?!!!

Briefly. When they're not busy making electronics or more Chinese, that is...

[Movemout]

His new name is Mai Wang Goh.

[MotleyGirl70]

Jerry (speaking of an uncircumsiced penis): "Hey Elaine, you ever seen one?"

Elaine (nodding her head "yes" in disgust)

Jerry: "What did you think?"

Elaine (nodding her head "no"): "It had no FACE, no PERSONALITY."

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Age 40-46 are the best years of life? Hmmmm,,, Should I be dating older women? Do you know something I don't?

I dunno, but I heard a woman's libido peaks in her thirties, so if ya wanna have the best years of your life with a prospective mate, better ignore the rules and ask her age first!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

,,, the Chinese sleep?!!!

Yes, they do. However, they get sleepy again an hour after they wake up!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Hold muh Tsingtao an' watch HER!

[monday]

"He should be thanking her... sex is way better snipped than with foreskin."

I guess you were circumcised after adulthood and have tried it both ways? Please describe your experiences and how specifically sex is now better than it was when you had a foreskin?

[HamiltonJay]

Actually I was snipped at birth, but do know someone who did it in adulthood. According to him while painful to go through, swore up and down sex was far superior.

[Mr. K]

I heard the same from a guy I knew who had it done as an adult too... Up til then I was always wondering if getting snipped at birth left you short changed...

[monday]

"According to him while painful to go through, swore up and down sex was far superior."

LOL.... uh ok. Of course what would you expect him to say? "Damn what an idiot I am. Sex sux now."

I don't think someone motivated enough to go through the operation is exactly a impartial observer, but I have always been curious, hence my question to you. You'll forgive me if take your second hand testimony with a grain of salt.

[HamiltonJay]

I don't think someone motivated enough to go through the operation is exactly a impartial observer, but I have always been curious, hence my question to you. You'll forgive me if take your second hand testimony with a grain of salt.

No offense taken. Maybe you can start a thread and find a freep who got the snip in adulthood personally. I didn't hound the guy on his pre/post sex, he was just happy to share them... way he spoke it was night and day.