CAPTION THIS CLINTON

Yahoo ^ | October 9, 2002

[JENINMO]

Have you ever noticed that most of his pictures show him with both hands up, seemingly practicing groping?

[Renegade]

This new " Invisible Woman" idea is da bomb!!!

[DainBramage]

"If any hands deserve handcuffs well...ahhh... these do".

[Slyfox]

seemingly practicing groping?

Or, practicing his stance when they come to arrest him for all his crimes.

To take a peek at the Clinton Crime List click on my name.

[Slyfox]

THE HANDS BEFORE INCARCERATION........THE HANDS AFTER INCARCERATION

[El Gato]

My gosh, you've finally found honest work appropriate for the bent one. Plenty of that kind of work in Arkansas, but I don't know about in Harlem. I don't know that I'd want to eat a chickn that got anywhere near the bent one's bent one though.

[weegee]

Look, ma! No thumb!

He needs to loosen up that bracelet, his hand is turning yellow from the lack of circulation.

[McGruff]

Here's another one.

Wed Oct 9, 5:47 PM ET

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton wears a colorful beaded bracelet on his right wrist as he delivers the keynote address to the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars, October 9, 2002 in Washington. Clinton said he received it as a gift on a visit to Colombia and also called on policymakers not to ignore the economic promise of Africa, to help in the scrouge of AIDS (news - web sites) and consider debt reduction to deserving nations. REUTERS/Mike Theiler

Nobody move or I'll hit the pervert.

[bfree]

Sniper target

[weegee]

BJ Clinton's doctor has finally gone on record:

[Slyfox]

He needs to loosen up that bracelet, his hand is turning yellow from the lack of circulation.

I wonder how many times he used the 'lack of circulation' excuse to get himself a lewinsky?

[Slyfox]

It's now official.

[mikrofon]

"An' on mah last trip over to Europe, ah met up with that there blind German feller who could do psychic readings with his hands, ya know .... in fact, lemme demonstrate for y'all -- you ma'am, in the front row, wouldya mind steppin' up here for a bit?"

[weegee]

Someone should knit him a tie or a necklace...

[weegee]

Perhaps he's learned to read the bumps on her chest...

[Libloather]

...delivers the keynote address to the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars...

What the heck was he doing there?

[weegee]

Hey! When we swapped wives, I never said that I'd take Hillary back! No tradebacks, you dig???

[Slyfox]

You mean a noose? You naughty person you.

[leprechaun9]

MONICA, STAY UNDER THE DESK!

[weegee]

"Didja hear?!! I'm going to be doin' some puppet tricks on Leno tonight... and I won't be using mah hands if you get muh drift..."