[El Gato]

My gosh, you've finally found honest work appropriate for the bent one. Plenty of that kind of work in Arkansas, but I don't know about in Harlem. I don't know that I'd want to eat a chickn that got anywhere near the bent one's bent one though.

[McGruff]

Here's another one.

Wed Oct 9, 5:47 PM ET

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton wears a colorful beaded bracelet on his right wrist as he delivers the keynote address to the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars, October 9, 2002 in Washington. Clinton said he received it as a gift on a visit to Colombia and also called on policymakers not to ignore the economic promise of Africa, to help in the scrouge of AIDS (news - web sites) and consider debt reduction to deserving nations. REUTERS/Mike Theiler

Nobody move or I'll hit the pervert.