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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well" said the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So, he picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
"Well," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" asks the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
