Hey pal, it's only because of some lawyers' deviation from common sense that your prerogative to exchange virtual child porn is said to be protected by the First Amendment, when you and I both know that George Mason and the rest of the Framers would have ridiculed the notion.
Further, your Daschle analogy falls on two counts:
First "choke to death on his own words" is clearly figurative, as no one has ever expired thus. More importantly, Daschle is not the President of the United States, and is not under the protection of the Secret Service and special legislation regarding the Exectutive Branch.