[SAMWolf]

Yeah I thibnk Old Tom is:

One green maraschino cherry short of a fruitcake
A few bricks shy of a load
Not playing with a full deck
A few sandwiches short of a picnic
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
The porch light's on, but no one is home
Off his rocker
Not quite all there
Lost his marbles
2 palm trees short of an oasis
A burger short of a Happy Meal
Somethin' ain't stirrin' the Kool-Aid
2 colors short of a rainbow
One beer shy of a six-pack
Knitting with only one needle
Got all the furniture, but in the wrong rooms
All systems go, but going in different directions
A few seesaws short of a playground

[Jen]

"Old Tom"

Sam! Maybe you should clarify that you were talking about our wild man and Bad Boy Tomkow6 and not Ol' Tom - TomHumble! That is who you were talking about, isn't it???? Eh?