Posted on 10/01/2002 10:32:00 AM PDT by Tumbleweed_Connection
Just picking up a few ideas for next Sunday's program.
Yep, my Dachshund, James says most Doxies are conservative, as they are very smart dogs, and are excellent problem solvers.
The "problem" here was that the doxie, Gilbert, had seen a picture of Clinton on the cover of a book....and quite frankly, I cannot blame him for being angry and shouting something out at the book's cover!
:----)
"George, George. Take those things out. I don't want to hear them"
"Yes dear"
Later
"George, I told you to leave. Why are you back? I didn't give you permission to come back yet"
"But boogums, I got thrown out of the book store"
"You sniveling little worm. Go back there and stand up for yourself. Are you a man or a mouse? Well, answer me. Right this minute".
Gilbert wanted to read "Slander" by Ann Coulter.
Nice doggie.....nice conservative doggie.
The Post reports that when the family dachshund, Gilbert, started barking and refused to stop
Specious reason for a bump alert!
Barbra strikes again! Her confidential letter to “Senator Tom Dachshund”
Pardon my ROTFLMAO....loudly!
Sounds like Gilbert Dachshund is related to Tom Daschlehund. They certainly behave the same way.
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