The notion that "conservatives don't agree on everything" may be technically correct, but when carried to its logical extension we end up with "conservatives" and "liberals" who look and sound exactly the same.
(Now what about those tariffs on steel and softwood lumber?)
No, checkmate! You're the ass.
You don't see how you proved my point? I don't need a list. Your own words mated you, paht-nah! You gave up the ghost. So laugh now, and figure it out when you get home.
But continue! I'm enjoying the minstrel show.