[mwl1]

Ran across these thoughts for GOP rebuttals to Kennedy and Dachle:

Well, aren't we just a ray of f_____ing sunshine?

Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?

An erection does not count as personal growth, Senator.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

And your cry-baby, whiney assed opinion would be?

We try to be cynical, but it's hard to keep up.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

You look and sound like shit. Is that the style now?

How many times do we have to flush before you go away?

[Scott from the Left Coast]

I posted this on another thread, but it really seems to fit in well with your list above:

Ted Kennedy says, "I am not convinced Iraq has made any progress towards nuclear weapons"

And I am not convinced that all that Viagra Teddy is taking has done anything other than enlarge the size of his gut.