Posted on 09/26/2002 1:43:29 PM PDT by dead
CONFIDENTIAL MEMO
DATE. September 26, 2002
TO: Senator Tom Dachshund
FROM Barbra Streisand/Margery Tabankin
RE. Your fantabulous speech!
As all the world is aware, Brbara Streisand is preparing for her ninth-annual farewell tour, as well as finishing her first-ever, all-by-herself reading of “Green Eggs and Ham,” so she ordered me to “shut the hell up and write down what I want you tell that little guy on the television, you filthy worthless peasant!”
Naturally, Brabra's not surprised to see the Busch administration say mean things about peoples of color and those who are less heterosexual than the magority. They’ve always cared more about their own spatial interests than the shape of the world around them. Of course, the Republicans will say anything they need to in order to kill children with arsenio-poisoned water. Bbabra feels that the Democratic Leadership must grab the skinned cat by the horns and fight dirty with fier.
Senator Dachshund, yours was the first step in this new and nonunimportant direction. Braveo, I say to you! The mear fact that the President questions your patrionism, while he lets logging interests force us into a war for oil trees is blantenly despestible! Many of these loggers, who are all Republican bigwigs, clearly have much to gain if we go to war with Iran. Brrabra humbly urges you and your fellow (and lady) congresspersons to get off your asses and pubicly convoy this massage to the masses of Americains who are less smarty than Barbra and have yet to fornicate this opinion on there own.
While there are nonunimportant problems with Iran and Sadom Hussheim, Barbbra feels that maybe a little love in his direction would rub away the wounds that trouble him so and make him sometimes lash out. We can’t let his, certainly nonundeserved, disgust with this president and his father, reconvene the thoughts of Americans away from the social problems (when exactly was the last party in Washington?!?) this country faces. Besides, as the world continues to sink into it’s own oceans, the Al Qyoto network is completely nonundismantled! After all, Sadom Hussheim certainly did not bomb the World Financial Center.
Feel free to call Brarabrara and tell her how write she is at 310-395-3599 if you ever hope to see another big fat check.
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Now that I think about it, dead, you also had the sniper pegged as a "Mohammed". You're scarin' me!
(btw, can you freepmail me six numbers between 1 and 59 by tomorrow evening?)
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