Posted on 09/26/2002 1:43:29 PM PDT by dead
Outstanding! *wiping tear from corner of eye*
Hints for Writers:
Allways proffreed.
That woould be a good job for the admenunstrayters. They seem to hang on to every word we write!
Right on! As all de wo'ld be aware, Brbara Streisand be preparin' fo' ha' nind-annual farewell tour, as well as finishin' ha' fust-ever, all-by-herself eyeballin' uh “Green Eggs and Ham,” so's she o'dered me t'“shut da damn hell down and scribble waaay down whut ah' wants' ya' tell dat little dude on de television, ya' fildy wo'dless peasant! Right on!”
Naturally, Brabra's not surprised t'see da damn Busch administrashun say mean doodads about sucka'ss uh colo' and dose who is less heterosexual dan de mago'ity. Slap mah fro! Dey’ve always cared mo'e about deir own spatial interests dan de shape uh de wo'ld around dem. WORD! Of course, de Republicans gots'ta say nuthin dey need t'in o'da' towaste children wid arsenio-poisoned booze. Bbabra feels dat da damn Democratic Leadership gots'ta grab de skinned cat by de ho'ns and fight dirty wid fier. Ah be baaad...
Senato' Dachshund, yo's wuz de fust step in dis new and nonunimpo'tant direcshun. Braveo, ah' say t'ya'! Right on! De mear fact dat da damn Super-dude quesshuns yo' patrionism, while he lets loggin' interests fo'ce us into some war fo' oil trees be blantenly despestible! Right on! Many uh dese loggers, who is all Republican bigwigs, clearly gots much t'gain if we go t'war wid Iran. 'S coo', bro. Brrabra humbly urges ya' and yo' dude (and lady) congresssucka's t'get off yo' asses and pubicly convoy dis massage t'de masses uh Americains who is less smarty dan Barbra and gots yet t'fo'nicate dis opinion on dere own. 'S coo', bro.
While dere is nonunimpo'tant problems wid Iran and Sadom Hussheim, Barbbra feels dat maybe some little love in his direcshun would rub away de wounds dat trouble him so's and make him sometimes lash out. Man! We kin’t let his, certainly nonundeserved, disgust wid dis super-dude and his Big Daddy, reconvene da damn doughts uh Americans away fum de social problems (when 'esactly wuz de last party in Wuzhin'ton?! Right on!?) dis country faces. Besides, as de wo'ld continues t'sink into it’s own oceans, de Al Qyoto netwo'k be completely nonundismantled! Right on! Afta' all, Sadom Hussheim certainly dun did not bomb de Wo'ld Financial Center. Ah be baaad...
Feel free t'call Brarabrara and tell ha' how scribble she be at 310-395-3599 if ya' eva' hope t'see anoda' big fat check. Ya' know?
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That "Dead!" He TOUCHED ME with his FEELINGS here.
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