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Oh Say, Can't You See?
9/20/02
| Lorie K
Posted on 09/20/2002 12:25:51 PM PDT by Lorie K
As a reaction to the general apathy and ignorance which abounds as I watch our once great nation slide into the morass, I was inspired to rewrite the Preamble to the Constitution of the United States of America.
the original ---
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
My version ----
We the sheeple of the United States, in order to ignore a more perfect union, disestablish justice, insure domestic insecurity, provide for the common offense, promote the general welfare system, and forfeit the blessings of liberty to ouselves and our posterity, do abrogate and disestablish this Constitution for the United States of America.
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Government
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posted on
09/20/2002 12:25:51 PM PDT
by
Lorie K
To: Lorie K
You signed up to post this? You need to get cable.
To: Lorie K
I'm only bumping this so others get a chance to whup up on ya'.
To: Lorie K
Such a mind you have.
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posted on
09/20/2002 12:37:55 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: Lorie K
Hey, there's a fly in my coffee...
To: Lorie K
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posted on
09/20/2002 12:43:51 PM PDT
by
sanchmo
To: Poohbah
Hey! Over here!
To: Lorie K
Does this screed have a point?
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posted on
09/20/2002 12:44:57 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
To: Tijeras_Slim
Yup, you gotta launch the signal flares!
Isn't it just so...tacky...to post and run like that?
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posted on
09/20/2002 12:45:51 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
To: Lorie K
BTTT to read the severe, and well deserved, abuse of this moron at a later time. These threads are so funny.
To: Lorie K
Lorie, how about prescription druges and school lunches. And, don't forget, NEVER leave a child behind - it's the law.
To: skeeter
Such a mind you have. Sharp as a butter knife, ain't she?
To: A Vast RightWing Conspirator
Prescription DRUGES????
We don't need no stinky prescription DRUGES?
To: dighton; Constitution Day
Not our little buddy, but just as "original" in its own sweet way...
To: hellinahandcart; Constitution Day
Not our little buddy, but just as "original" in its own sweet way...Gee, some unusual keywords up there.
;-)
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posted on
09/20/2002 1:24:14 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: dighton
On second thought, there is a "theme" going on here--Dawn's Early Light, Fruited Plain, Oh Say Can't You See...
I know, he's posting someone else's lame stuff...
To: dighton
"Unusual keywords"? What are you implying? >:P
To: hellinahandcart
The original sounds MUCH better, especially when sung by the Schoolhouse Rock gang.
To: Bella_Bru
PING!
19
posted on
09/20/2002 1:40:27 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
To: A Vast RightWing Conspirator
A graceful recovery!
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posted on
09/20/2002 1:42:27 PM PDT
by
facedown
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