Chelsea Clinton Named for Fashion (Hillary worst dressed for old crusty with puffed sleeves )

AP ^ | 9/13/2002 | AP

[The Vast Right Wing]

I got one word: FUGLY!

[Paul Atreides]

Chelsea's gone back to the greasy curls. Maybe if she tried WASHING her hair on a regular basis, she wouldn't have to go with a new style. Chelsea, shampoo is your friend! While your at it, talk to what ever FOBs your parents have left to invest in a new wardrobe for your mother. Put that pantsuit out of its misery.

[InvisibleChurch]

thankyou thankyou thankyou for no pictures!

[billorites]

Horse-faced.

[TLBSHOW]

I did forget big barf alert! LOL

[glock rocks]

do not look directly into the monitor.

Fri Sep 13, 4:42 PM ET

Chelsea Clinton arrives at the Donatella Versace show in this March 5, 2002 file photo in Milan, Italy. Clinton's makeover from curly-locked college student to sleek international fashionista was the most shocking style moment of the year, according to People magazine's annual Best & Worst Dressed issue. (AP Photo/Luca Bruno, File)

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I'm sure glad I'm not a child of the Terrorist Pardoning Team [Bill, Hillary, the FALN, and the 95 senators who condemned them.] Then again, it's not her fault she's their child. But it IS the DNC's fault that they keep the Terrorist Pardoning Team's Money Man in charge of their entire party, McAwful, Global Crossing Tycoon, and head foot slobberer of the Terrorist Pardoning Team.

What political party could be so friendly with a Terrorist Pardoning Network after almost unanymously condemning it? Only a party that is not serious about terrorism and has no sense of right and wrong.

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

BUGLY (and getting worse with age)

[rockfish59]

[surely_you_jest]

do not look directly into the monitor.

"All right people, let's put some lipstick on this pig."

[BulletBrasDotNet]

...While your at it,...

"You're" (the contraction for "YOU ARE") might work better.

[BulletBrasDotNet]

When Mr. Ed walked into the bar, the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"

[Paul Atreides]

So might "Kiss my butt."

[stanz]

AKC registered.

[MHT]

Chelsea is so ugly she is even beyond plastic surgery. She's such a dog only a kennel club would give her an award for her good looks (and that would be a grooming prize). The only improvement she could ever make to her looks is a plastic bag. She looks like she was separated at birth from Eleanor Roosevelt and that oversized puss of hers will only get worse as she ages.

Shame on People for forcing more lies upon the public. More shame on people stupid enough to spend money on People magazine.

[MHT]

While she's out shopping, she could buy a bra. Last week's "Picture of the Week" was particularly unattractive. There are parts of her body I don't even want to imagine muchless be forced to see.

[kellynla]

next time ya post a pic of secretariat please give us a little advanced warning will ya...

[BulletBrasDotNet]

I wouldn't boink her with a... a cigar? If I were desperate for release, I'd stick with Playboy or Penthouse. Won't these Cintons EVER go away?

[csvset]

Here she is wrapped in a tablecloth.