Ahem, where to start?
Yes, I forgot deer chili, may the ghost of Stephen F. Austin forgive me.
I am not an englishman, or irishman, or any of what those things entails.
Many Irish are OK IMHO, scotts as well. They just don't know how to cook or make beer (ducking flames from guiness^h^h^h^h^heniss^h^h^h^h^h^h^hsludge drinkers).