[Poohbah]

"I have signed legislation outlawing the rest of the world, the bombing begins in 5 minutes." President Lazamataz, just before his weekly radio address.

"Whatsamatta, can't you people take a f***ing joke?" President Lazamataz, just after the press hyperventilates over the above remark.

[Lazamataz]

"I have signed legislation outlawing the rest of the world, the bombing begins in 5 minutes." President Lazamataz, just before his weekly radio address. "Whatsamatta, can't you people take a f***ing joke?" President Lazamataz, just after the press hyperventilates over the above remark.

"You know, I felt sorry about 9/11 until I realized the New York Times operates out of Manhattan. And you a**holes can PRINT THAT!!"