"Whaddaya mean you're out? Dude, I gotta have my fix. I'll take anything you've got - shavings, anything. Come on, man - I'm jonesing bad here. I can't get through the morning without lifting 'Beetle Bailey'..."
Soon, there will be Congressional hearings, with obligatory testimony from recovering "Putty" addicts about the evils of Silly Putty. Laws will be passed. Federal agencies created. And the PEA (Putty Enforcement Agency) will soon have undercover agents roaming the country rounding up Putty users, as prices sky-rocket and gangs and organized crime fight each other over inner-city "Putty turf" ......
sound familiar?