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To: general_re
"Whaddaya mean you're out? Dude, I gotta have my fix. I'll take anything you've got - shavings, anything. Come on, man - I'm jonesing bad here. I can't get through the morning without lifting 'Beetle Bailey'..."

Soon, there will be Congressional hearings, with obligatory testimony from recovering "Putty" addicts about the evils of Silly Putty. Laws will be passed. Federal agencies created. And the PEA (Putty Enforcement Agency) will soon have undercover agents roaming the country rounding up Putty users, as prices sky-rocket and gangs and organized crime fight each other over inner-city "Putty turf" ......

sound familiar?

45 posted on 09/10/2002 11:17:47 AM PDT by longshadow
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To: longshadow
There'll be a lot of money to be made in the WOSP, though, on both sides ;)
46 posted on 09/10/2002 11:37:55 AM PDT by general_re
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