DFU SONG: Dizzy (Helen Thomas is loony) 9-9-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 9-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - DIZZY

Loony…Helen's loony
She's really lost it

She's a nitwit DemocRAT shill
And she's still on her knees for Bill
The bag lady's loony

Building up the RATS and tearing down the GOP has been her goal
And, Helen Thomas, I have had enough of you, you smelly little troll

She's been there decades too long…continuing with her RAT song
She loves the Sinkmaster deep down in her soul

Loony…that's her…Helen's loony
She's really lost it

She's a nitwit DemocRAT shill
And she's still on her knees for Bill
The bag lady's loony

Loony

She will babble on and on about the great times during Camelot
Yes, that is where is started and it's clear that she has serious brain rot

She's been there decades too long…continuing with her RAT song
And when she gets too drunk, she thinks she is hot

Loony…that's her…Helen's loony
She's really lost it

She's a nitwit DemocRAT shill
And she's still on her knees for Bill
The bag lady is loony
The bag lady's loony
The bag lady's loony

[doug from upland]

Put up your favorite troll photos.

Can you believe it? A Tommy Roe song!

[doug from upland]

Latest stupidity from Helen --- CLICK.

[ErnBatavia]

Hey! We're talking total babe here!...Maybe a little bit of a posture problem, but that's repairable......I think.

[doug from upland]

Thanks, Ern. That's what I'm talkin' about. Troll, troll, troll. She is straight of the Three Billy Goats Gruff. "Please, Ms. Thomas, may I cross your bridge." "No! If you try to cross my bridge, I will eat you up!"

[daisyscarlett]

Thanks, dfu. A real winner here. I am off to look for some troll photos of Ms. Thomas....lol....How did you do this so quickly?...

[doug from upland]

Practice, practice, practice. :)

[daisyscarlett]

Doesn't take long to find bad photos of Helen Thomas...Whew...attractive she is not (bless her heart) Here she is with Otis Chandler...

[doug from upland]

Now promise you won't steal my idea. Her face would make a great witch mask for Halloween. It looks like she is trying to look ugly on purpose.

[ErnBatavia]

I Alta-Vista'd "Helen Thomas Ugly"...never fails:

[ErnBatavia]

she is trying to look ugly on purpose.

Helen stole "ugly"...we need a few more attorneys here on Free Republic, because she now has us "hindered and chilled" (a favorite term of lawyers)

[maureenfromlakewood]

I have been a lurker for at least 5 years. I love all of your views and agree with conservative takes on issues. This is the first time I have made a reply.
Why do you always pick on women's looks so cruely?
Helen Thomas is no one I admire but the viscousness regarding her looks is beneath us or should be. Why can't we stick with politics and not always resort to attacks regarding women and their physical appearance.

[doug from upland]

I will take your point but ask you to review 1300+ songs and tell me on how many I have attacked women's looks. To say I always do it is simply both unfair and inaccurate.

[maureenfromlakewood]

I am not talking about you[ Doug from Upland ] I am talking about the freepers. It's the one thing about this forum I notice a lot. It bothers me when we [freepers] attack an older women's looks. It is not a right way of thinking.
It's mean. This is not about your songs. I love your songs!

[doug from upland]

Okay. But I am guilty on this thread of piling on. She really made me angry today.

[Pushi]

Ugly is as ugly does.

[Wil H]

Beauty is only skin deep but Helen Thomas makes ugly go clear to the center of the brain...